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Sarah Won't Leave -- time to call Security
Sarah's best bet these days is to become a full-time ("professional") model for Neiman Marcus, the only position (well...the only job, anyhow) that we all agree that she's qualified for. However, she's not getting the hint. She just keeps drilling, baby, drilling (it's giving me a headache), figuring she's gotta strike oil at some point. She is not unlike a compulsive gambler; she can't help thinking that, maybe if she does one more commercial, one more interview (God help her), one more swimsuit shot, this whole misunderstanding will be corrected, and she'll be made leader of the free world, tiara included... Sarah, honey, it's time to take the decorations down. Ain't no one comin'.A Senior Fellow at the Institute of Nonexistence
The claim of credit for the Sarah Palin-Africa anecdote is just the latest ruse by Martin Eisenstadt, who turns out to be a very elaborate hoax that has been going on for months.
Return to Non-Fiction
The new administration is going to end the prohibition on the funding of embryonic stem cell research. This signals America's impending return to science, facts, and intelligence and away from ideology, lies, and blind faith. It turns out that blind faith does not make for very good military policy, unbending ideology doesn't foster very good economic or diplomatic policy, and a steady stream of lies hasn't done much for America's education system or the free press.
The past eight years have been a struggle of medievalism vs. modernity, fiction vs. fact, ideology vs. rationality. Look where it has brought us. Freefall into war and bankruptcy. We've been force-fed a diet of religion and guns and told that it was milk and honey. How's it taste?
Democracy is not a spectator sport; Obama will need help pulling up the nose of this plane. But the renaissance will come. We learn by going where we have to go.
The American Renaissance begins!
America's constitution needs some viagra and some chickn zoup, some whisky and a smoke. Amerikita needs to be unCheneyed and kissed hard.
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